I am talking to my friend Halle Berry who happens to also be my roommate. (Dreams are funny like that.) We are laughing as I tell her about the people who ask me intrusive and bizarre questions about her. I tell her how most of the people actually think she gets up in the morning looking as gorgeous as she does in front of the camera. When I tell her this she starts laughing some more, by now both of us rolling so hard with laughter that we have tears coming out of our eyes.