Saturday, October 13, 2007

Dream Within A Dream

I am standing looking at a gorgeous kimono hanging up on the wall. It is made of a light silk and, because of the design (which is in aqua, turquoise, and green with gold embroidery) and the weight of the fabric, I recognize that it is a kimono that would be worn around the home during the summer. Unfortunately, I cannot afford to buy the kimono but as I am standing there admiring it, Tom Cruise comes up behind me and, without much seduction at all, begins to have sex with me.

I wake up and realize that Rob is having sex with me and I am really enjoying it but by the time I fully realize that we are having sex, he is already finished and I never get full satisfaction.

(When I finally really woke up, I hadn't had sex with Tom Cruise or Rob.)

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