Friday, November 9, 2007

I am walking down the street with some friends. We are very determined to reach where we want and need to be but there seeems to be a roadblock of sorts up ahead. At first we see people slowing down in the progress and then a clear wall of people thronging about, wanting to get through but unable to do so. When we finally reach the thick of people, I ask what is going on and am told that Alicia Silverstone has caused some traffic problems, that she is the reason everything has been blocked down. I am furious because this is obviously a problem for me and I am determined to stop this nonsense. After all, who does she think she is? I go to find her and eventually catch up with her in the Museum of Natural History's gem exhibit where it is dark and almost mazelike. She is exuberantly walking about, talking and gesticulating, being followed by a flurried entourage. I chase her down explaining that she needs to get over herself so that we can make some progress.

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